Tenchi Haiku - Tenchiforum

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- June 17, 2012 at 4:57 PM
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Kiyami
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As the title suggests, this is a place for the bored, half-assed poets or anyone in general to make Tenchi and perhaps other random haiku’s. They can be silly, they can be trollish.. just keep it appropriate.

If you don’t know what a haiku is, it’s three lines with 5-7-5 syllables and doesn’t have to rhyme. I will make an awful haiku as an example.

Kiyone’s headband

Blinking, Mihoshi has it

Someone will be mad.

Or

Miho likes ponies

Her favourite is Pinkie

Oh, look! Butterflies!

Well then.. *passes the pen and begins baking muffins*

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