No harem for me EP.2

Two girls from the group 3 two were together in the shadows

“I..I don’t think I can do this..” “trust me.. You can do this” the other girl puts her hand on top of the other girl’s “Y..Yumi-chan a-ah~!”

the scene gets interrupted from it being ripped open like paper, revealing Ekei, being the one tearing it up. “No No No! I’m tired of these fake lesbian scenes! These two were fighting a boss in a video game, got it audience!? And you two, what the hell!?”

-”You’re right Hattori-kun”

-”I feel so unclean.”

“Hmph” Looks back at the audience. “Start the opening already!”

~*opening, song playing: Alice nine-mirror ball*~

Ekei is in his bed, slowly starting to wake up, groaning, turns over and gets greeted by two soft orbs to his face. “Hm?!” Looks up and sees it’s cupid again, snuck in to his room. His face goes red and jumps out of bed “Gahh!” She slowly wakes and groaning, rubbing her eye while smiling at him. “Morning Ekei-kun~” “What the Hell are you doing here sleeping in my bed!?” “*giggle* well” Her cheeks glow red “well -squee!-” he grows a vein “ Know what never mind, out!” He orders her while kicking her out of his window. She gets flown out with a goofy ‘oh’ face, good for her she has wings. “aww but Ekei-kun!~” He shuts his window and the blinds. “geese” He curses while getting dressed up for school. Cupid pokes her head through the wall and gets a peek of his bare rear. “Oh my~” A pillow gets thrown at her face that pushes her back out.

All ready and filled up from breakfast the annoyed Ekei is walking to school with the friend with the Alien girl. The friend asks “What’s up? You look mad.” “*sigh* Just had a rough morning.” Ekei stops walking. The friend looks back and wonder why he stopped, but remembered how the alien girl came and he instantly ducked in fear of getting crashed in to again. “You go ahead, I don’t feel like going to school today.” Ekei has permission from the school since he was the top grade student of the school. The crouching friend looks up “Huh? Oh, ok see you later then.” The alien girl giggled at his crouching reaction. Ekei looks back and sees both of them laughing together, looks ahead and begins walking. The alien girl saw the reaction Ekei had on his face before he looked away. Before she was going to say something, girls from their harem group came up and interrupted, starting a tussle. Causing one of the other alien girls to drop their communicator and sending out a distress signal.

In space the signal was received to the girl’s home planet, she was part of royal family, they send a top grade body guard to protect her. In the guard’s ship it shows a figure of the guard in shadow, in front of a screen that popped up and showing the princess and the rest of the girls fighting. A woman‘s voice speaks “Don’t worry princess, I shall protect and assist you receive your mate .” Saying as she sees that the princess was fighting the other girls for Ekei’s friend. “Hmph, weak man. Not even battle scar on him.” only the lower half of her face is shown from shadow and it blushes at the thought of a strong man with a battle scar. (Uh oh. )

Back with Ekei, he goes around the shop area and heads inside a arcade. To his surprise he sees the first girl that had the toast idea. But when she sees him back, her face turns red and turns away. “S-sempai!” “Toast girl? The hell are you doing here?” “I-I..saw a game I liked and thought I would play a bit but.. Hey! My name isn’t toast girl! It’ Aimi Kato!” “Well Kato-san you do know school about to start soon.” “Ah! You’re right!” Shouting as she looks at her watch and runs out the arcade to head for their school.

Ekei, just stands there and sweat drops in reaction to what he just saw, looks up and speaks to god again. “Really? A Klutz? Are you just making fun of me with all these clichés?”

God- *shrug* “Heh, sorry buddy.”

Ekei just heads in to the arcade to play some games.

Meanwhile, back at the school. Yeah yeah just more chaos. Do these kids get any education? But we’ll focus on group 3 right now. Same routine, they argue and fight for the main guy but it all then stopped when a big boom sound filled the air and something crashes in the ground, making a huge crater, everyone looks and it was a large capsule like thing.

-Hold it! I know what you’re thinking but no, it’s not like what they had in DBZ, this thing is shaped like a diamond, ok? Good, back to the story.-

The princess of the group recognizes the capsule and gets nervous “Oh no, not her.” She cries. The diamond was spinning and it breaks apart, pieces float in the air showing a figure of a woman, the pecies spin around her and they fly into her belt, she rises out from the giant hole. “Princess I’ve come to your aide” “Whose this?” The guy of the harem 3 asks the princess. “This is Mai Lycanna, -sigh- my body guard.” everyone shouts “Eh?!” then it flashes back to the shot of only her galatic like boots and slowly pans up showing more of her suit that looks nothing of this world, a woman with a fit, muscular figure. With crimson red hair, Along with her alien features light gray fur ears like a wolf and tail and she had a snout. Along with her bright iris blue eyes surrounded by black. Standing with hands on her hips and a look of pride.

The princess face palms and asks Mai “What’re you doing here?” “We received your distress call back home. Your father sent me here.” “Distress call? What’re you- Ah! Where is it?! I dropped my communicator!” “Fear not princess I teleported it back to my ship, Thought it was an accident. But I’m going to stay here and protect you.” “What no!” “Also to help you win your mate there.” “ Eh, oh ok not so bad then! ”

“Don’t know why you chose such a weak man though.” everyone sweat drops and Ekei’s friend says “Um, I’m right here you know.” She keeps speaking, like he wasn’t “A real man is suppose to be strong, and have scars to show how brave he is in battle!” She blushes and holds her cheeks, in bliss as she says. “Especially scars on the face, so hot.~” Everyone instantly thought Ekei when they herd her say that. The alien girl that crashed into the friend, in the first story, had a light bulb flash over her head. She explained of Ekei’s reaction from earlier, they take Mai’s hand and pulls her along with them to search for Ekei. To help him, like what the last two groups thought they were doing.

Back to Ekei again, just him playing an arcade machine, notices in the corner of his eye a gang that comes from a different school entered the arcade. He ignores them and continues with his game. But he only had minutes to ignore until they notice all gathering around a girl who was working there as a model, cosplaying to attract customers. It worked too good.

-sigh- the stereotypical thugs from another school. Please not have one of them have that stupid turd hair aaaand there he is, Damn it! Well yeah I’m going to go for a bit.

Ekei, steps inside, in between the girl and the gang. Turd haired guy gets agitated and shouts “The hell you doing, punk geh!” Ekei’s response is just a hard scary glare, his normal eye is covered in a shine from the glasses and the glare is only seen from his scar eye. Turd head breaks a sweat but instantly gets anger from feeling threaten by Ekei

Scene cuts to the group 3 running around searching for Ekei while bringing Mai with them, she not knowing what’s going on. Just as the group came back together after splitting up, just about to give up, until then they see the gang members start being thrown out of the arcade, getting the group’s attention. Out comes out our hero, only seen side of him that doesn’t have a scar. Turd head gets more angry and flings out a pocket knife. Ekei slightly slumps in disappointment, face palms “A pocket knife? Seriously? So un-original.” Turd head charges while yelling. But Ekei just kicks the knife out of his hand, kicks again under his chin. “Quit yelling, you’re going to make me def!” and he just back hands Turd head, making Ekei spin to the other direction.

Everything goes slow motion, Mai’s eyes widend and lit up when she gets a view of Ekei’s scarred eye. Her face brightens up with a wide fanged smile . The red on her cheeks be seen under her fur, the same look cupid gives out the after being hit from her love fan. That look broke when the cosplay girl glomped him and kissed him on the cheek to thank him. Mai growls and rushes over and pulls her off “Hey! He’s my man!” Ekei gets confused, yells out asking “Who’re you?!” She jumps and the fur on her face goes red when she realises of how dumb she acted . Slowly turning her head back , her head was jerking as she turned. Instantly she suddenly fixes herself, standing straight like a soldier (Psh, honey you can’t hide it xD) “*Ahem* I’m Mai Lycanna, I’m the body of princess- eh where is she?” Ekei sweat drops Who is this idiot?

“*ahem* Right well um I-I’m her highness’s body guard but she um let me go on break!

Yeah that was a lie -_-

The beast like woman flings out her arm, pointing at him. “You! You’re the perfect man for me to marry!” “Huh?” he reaction with his head crooked. His friend from group three sweat drops “I didn’t think she’d go that far , did any… of…you?” He sees all the girls after hearing the proposal Mai gave to Ekei, each wishing their guy proposed to them too.

Back to Mai and Ekei, him still thinking what the hell is going on. Hands on her hips with a big smile on her face. “That’s right, you will be my husband!” “Now hold on-” “Ekei-Kuuuuuunnn!!! ~ ” he gets glomped by Cupid, who had been searching for him, his face gets smothered to her chest. “Oh Ekei, where did you go? You weren’t in the school place. I missed you so much!~ ” Mai growls in anger and shouts “Hey, who’re you?!” “Hm? Why, I’m cupid *wink, pose* Who’re you furball?” Mai gets a vein and answers “I’am Mai Lyca-” “yeah yeah whatever, Ekei why’re with this woman? Was she why you weren’t in school?” “grr! Why you” Mai yanks cupid of Ekei, both fight each other and what the hell? Even the cosplay girl gets in to it. Ekei stands there, eyebrow twitching.

Toast girl, I mean, Aimi Kato returns to the arcade because she forgot something and sees the commotion along the way. “Sempai, what’s going on?” “Kato, Hard to explain” She goes red “Sempai.. You remembered my name.” Aimi embraces him, only to get yanked away. “Who’re you?! How dare you cling to my fiancé!” “Fiancé? Think again furball Ekei-kun is mine!” “Ha forget you two, he saved me from those guys, I fell for him so I say he‘s mine!” “What! What makes you think Sempai would want to have any of you weirdoes?”

surprise surprise each of the groups comes out from hiding, thinking their girl is going to get Ekei. Ekei sees his friends pop up and wonder why they’re there too.

*several minutes later of explaining their boo boo*

A loud shout is herd in the area. “What!!?!?!?” yeah it was Ekei .

“So you’re all telling me, you guys were trying to get me a girl and didn’t know the other gangs where doing the same?!”

All his friends bowed at the ground. “We’re sorry!!”

He puts his hand over his face “You’re all so stupid” Then he shouts up at God “Why did you have me meet these people?!”

God- “I work in mysterious ways, remember” ;P

Ekei sighs and looks back, seeing the girls still fighting. “Geese, are you telling me..”

all his friends answered “Yup! You’re in a harem now ^^’ welcome to the club!”

That just summons Ekei’s dark side, his eyes were covered in glasses shine and a fire aura surrounding him from being so mad at his friends, it all calms down in a sigh “I’m going home.” He leaves all his guilt filled friends.

The girls fighting then come to a halt to yell out , at the same time, to Ekei a question “Ekei! Who do you prefer?!” but they never noticed that he was gone.

On his way back home, sighs and stops yet again. “Different .. women ..after me. . . Sun of a bitch!! Those idiots put me in a Harem!!!” Yup his worst nightmare came true. He rushes home and barricades himself in his room. Having his shinai ready in hand.

“Damn it, everything was fun until now.”

shouts from outside

– “Ekei-kun! ”

-”sempai! ”

-”Husband!”

-”Hero!

Ekei face palms “Fuck me.”

*end credits, song: Utada hikaru-Goodbye Happiness”

by, tachi-nii