No harem for me EP.3

Ekei lays on the ground and he suddenly gets surrounded by animals. He’s in happiness, petting and hugging all the furry animals. He gets to a wolf, scratches behind it’s ears and it falls on it’s back and he rubs it’s belly. his eyes are closed to give that look. Suddenly his hands bump to two soft large bumps, with eyes still closed and eye brow raised “huh?” Squishes the two soft bumps and he gets moan in reaction. Eyes shot open to see Mai moaning and smiling at him, from grabbing her… yeah you know -_-. “such a naughty husband” “the -bleep-!?” he jumps away, backing away and bumps in to other soft orbs, looks back and sees the girls of his new harem and hell, even the girls from his friend’s harem all replaced all of the animals from before, wearing skimpy animal clothing all of them saying his name with lust and piling all on him. Ekei screaming “ I don’t want a harem!! Nooo!!!”

He then springs up from bed, in cold sweat, panting heavily. Sighs in relief, flops back on the bed. “All a dream. Thank god.”

-sorry no God cameo, had to stop before it got boring.-

Ekei thinks everything is all well until he hears “Morning hero. ” He looks and sees it’s the cosplay girl dressed like a maid. “Breakfast is ready for you down stairs.” She grows a horny look, drooling. “Let me help you change.” saying while pulling the rim of his boxers. As soon he was about to hit her with his bamboo sword. the other girls pop in and stop her. Ending up with all of them fighting again, over who gets to change his clothes. -.- Ekei grows a vein and smacks there heads before kicking them out his window.

He goes in to the restroom to clean himself up, talks to his reflection in the mirror “Grrr Damn it!” Plants his face to the mirror, silly cry face. “why’d this have to happen?” Looks at audience, serious normal face.

“Start the opening you perverts, I need to change!”

~*opening, song playing: Alice nine-mirror ball*~

Well that was a. . .interesting opening huh? *ahem* any boo

Ekei was walking to school but ahead of time than his friend so he was walking alone, but yeah not really he was being followed by the girls. The whole walk he had a mean scowl in his face and anger veins. He pauses from walking in a moment, the girls stopped as well and Aimi of them asks “Sempai?” He instantly dashes in speed. They jump in surprise and chase after him.

Skip ahead to school, don’t have any shenanigan ideas for a chase . Ekei is sitting in class with his face on the desk, still in Peril because he’s now in the same situation as his friends. Thanks to them >:c But unlike his friends, Ekei has the balls to shout and send the girls away to give him peace in class. Still he was miserable at the thoughts of what his friends go though and that he might go through them.

The teacher, a substitute male middle age guy, instead of their horny female teacher. (yeah apparently I needed to write that.) Announces a new student has arrived. The student mentioned makes the most over the top entrance, sparkles and white feathers surround him and the girls in the class squeal with hearts in their eyes and floating around them at the sight of it being a good looking guy with black hair some what looking feminine, his voice too.

Ah damn another one of these rich twats, oh well as long as he doesn’t act more like an idiot that’s fine. Hell if he’s going to a be flirty nimrod, let it be with a girl in my harem. Let him take her or all of them away from me. . . . . Did I just say ‘my harem’? *face palm*

“Afternoon, my name is Abe Aoi. I hail from a very wealthy family because my father is the head commander of a large assortment of body guard of a very important person that has moved here fro-” the guy gets interrupted by the sight of Ekei and his scar. “. . . . You!” he throws his arm and Points at Ekei “huh?” Ekei responses and pretty boy continues to speak. “You seem the to be the target of harm! Fear not *kneels* From the training with the bodyguards I shall give you assistance and protection from any harm. My master.” The girls in the room squeal more of the guy’s prince like attitude, wishing he did it to them. Ekei feels awkward “Ehh no thanks I’m good.” The body guard looks up in shock of Ekei’s answer.

“But Your scar obviously shows that you’re the target of abuse by thugs and -” Ekei smacks him on the top of his head because he got tired of him speaking and I hate long speeches xD

Everyone sweat drops and not surprised of Ekei’s response. Still the fan girls get upset of him hitting the prince but they still cower in fear from Ekei’s glare. The prince was offended and wanted revenge. This time they finished class. (Yeah now they did This time. 9_9) But before everyone left Aoi jumps up and Blocks Ekei’s path, pointing at him again “You have offended me and my family’s way of giving protection, I challenge you in a dual! Tomorro-” Aoi gets this time interrupted by company that Ekei didn’t want “Husband!!”

“Ekei-kun!!

“Senpai!!”

“Hero!!”

Ekei gets Glomped by the girls of his unwanted his harem, he having a chibi annoyed face -_- like Usui Takumi from maid-sama. Aoi gets confused of what is in sight with a gaping mouth. “do all you guys in this school have girls flocking over you?” Referring to Ekei’s friends too. “Get off me!!” Ekei orders but the girls whine and disobey that order, unlike this morning. “Grrr, Fine! You I’ll take your damn challenge to blow off steam!” Ekei jumps away when cupid grabs his rump and runs off to his home and the girls after him. Aoi stands there dumbfounded of what was just seen.

In the next morning was ok for Ekei since he borrowed a force field from one of the alien girls from the 3rd harem , so the girls can be kept out from his home. He goes down stairs and eats breakfast his parents are there. His dad, A medical doctor and a silly guy. His mom who looks I swear so young still it might as well be his sister except she’s a hard drunk in night or parties. Speaking of his sister, a woman hugs Ekei’s head pressing her breasts to his face “Hey little brother I herd that there’s been girls finally after you. 3 of them even a full grown woman in a alien fur suit.” this shocks his parents and they cheer in joy that their son has become quite a Casanova. Ekei crushes his chopsticks in anger from annoyance but his parents still danced, like they were teasing him. His sister sat there smiling while resting her head on her hand and watches her brother going out. Her smile fades to a frown when she’s thinking about him with other girls. (she’s adopted so don’t freak out -_- or would you mind she has a thing for her sibling? As in Incest relationships they have in harems. )

As he was walking, Ekei takes a step to the side, both Mai and Cupid hit the ground that he moved away from (the other two was at work and already in school) not going to mention the awkward position the girls are in He ignores it by rushing past them. Instantly, they both get off each other to walk beside him cupid asking if he was nervous about the duel, he just gives a her look of ‘seriously?’ Mai just laughs “Hmph, husband can handle himself from fights, from what I’ve herd from his allies.” Ekei’s been in a lot of fights already. The duel will be just another work out. They arrive at the school and all of his friends are around and ready to cheer for him with confetti and such, sweat drops from it being so embarrassing that they go that far for something he’s done millions of times. He walks to the open space field of the school and there stood Aoi ready to fight. Ekei asks “So what, fist fight?” “Hmph whatever way you wish to fight.” Aoi pulls out a full amory of guns, springing out from the hips all aimed at Ekei. Ekei and his friends all sweat drop. “ . . . what the hell?! Is all of that legal?!” But all Aoi does to respond is start firing at Ekei. Ekei freaks out and jumps away, same with his friends. Ekei runs and it all looks like an episode of Trigun with bullets holes following him.

“shit shit shit shit shit!! Why, why do I have to go through this!! I’ve tried my best to stay away from being in a harem so these things won’t happened to me!!” He shouts while being shot at. Both make it to the gym and Aoi has only a pistol left with bullets aiming at Ekei, thankfully Mai was there, from following the show, along with the others, throws Ekei one of her out of world space pistol. Ekei grabs and fires Aoi’s gun away to nothingness. Aoi growls after falling to knees, submitting defeat. Everyone then calms down. In a act of sportsmanship Ekei walks towards Aoi and offers him a hand up. Both smile, beginning a moment of friendship.

(But I’m going to break that moment~! )

A random spider then slinks down from the ceiling in front of Aoi’s face “Eh?” Aoi stares at the spider -*up close shot of the spider*- then makes a goofy scared face.

=A view over the school=

“EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKK!!!!!!!” a sound of a girl screeched out from the school.

Back to everyone, Ekei stood there “huh?” “A spider!” Aoi snatches the space gun and fires all around the area Aoi seen the spider then all over the gym. “Eeek! I feel it on me!! “ Aoi pats self all over then starts ripping out clothes in panic. Ekei tries to calm Aoi down “It’s just a spider quit being…a…..Girl?” To everyone’s surprise there, on the floor, was Aoi teary eyed and holding self in a fetal position while wearing girls undergarments and has breasts. “you’re a .. girl?” She sniffles “I- I never said I was a boy..” everyone sweat drops and gives a embarrassed laugh. Ekei helps her up with his school coat covering her shame, she stares at him in shock with red cheeks, her leg his injured from the spider incident.

Ekei helps Aoi to the infirmary by carrying her like a princess, her face got redder. The girls from his Harem all got jealous but got over it since he was willing to help out the injured girl. “Thank you..“ Aoi says in a shy tone. “No problem, why dress up like a guy anyway?“ Ekei speaks with a blank face. “Well even though there are female body guards, I think a male guard is a stronger person to protect someone as important as the head creator of the *insert company name here* so I dress myself as a man“ “well you shouldn’t, best be just yourself. *blah blah blah blah* besides you look pretty as a girl so yeah. “ Aoi looks up at him in surprise and blush, they made it to the nurses and Ekei leaves Aoi there.

Out of the office, Ekei Face palms “ Why’d I say that, and of course just had to put in a girl who got mistaken to be a guy. Real funny God!”

(god isn’t in this anymore remember?)

“Oh right, sorry.”

“Real funny author!”

The next morning that force field that was mentioned in the story got broken. Thanks to his mom who got drunk last night. So now Ekei wakes up to the four girls again, all piled on him. Not fighting this time surprisingly and he tries to pull away. All kept pulling back, one of them starts pulling on his boxers? What?! Oh but they all jump off him when Aoi comes in and fires around them, in boy clothes still but with a skirt over pants “All of you! I seen you all give Master trouble so I shall be his body guard!” all girls respond is “What?!” Ekei‘s “you godda be kidding me..”

(Well it seems the Harem is slowly growing ). “and Whose fault is that?!”

everyone in school was all then set with a long break from school because they need to make repairs, thanks to the duel. As and apology for causing the trouble, Aoi Invites Ekei and his friends and class to a very large resort owned by her father from receiving large payments.

Inviting to a resort? Geese can it fit everyone? . . . Please don’t tell me there’s hot springs

They make it there hours later aaaaannnnd..

Yeah there is, of course. *face palm* and let me guess *his friends then shows other class mates are there too, especially the pervs* they’re going to peek at the girls. Well I’m going in the onsen when they’re done. *Ekei looks at his girls, each have stars in their eyes and a sinister smile when they look at him* Or not go in at all.

While everyone took their bath, you can hear the girls scream from almost getting peeped and the guys from getting their asses kicked. Ekei was sitting in the garden area next to a sakura tree. Glad he chose not to join everyone. Though Mai walks near by and sees him. She walks up behind but doesn’t attack him. She makes her presence known “Ahem..uhh. Hus-..Ekei?” He turns his head and was ready if it was another jump by any of the girls, instead he sees mai just stand there and wear traditional Japanese cloathing “Um Ekei do you mind if I just sit next you ?” he stands his guard still but the relaxes and sits back down “Fine.” Hearing him agree brightens her face and wags her tail. Both sit next to each other Ekei asks “Done with your bath?” “Yeah, things got too chaotic.” “or was it because I wasn’t there for you to peek.” Mai gets hit on the head by a random pan when Ekei spoke the truth “or was it because some stupid girl groped your breasts and talked about the size?” two more pans hit her head “H-Husband!!” she shouts but then was interrupted by Ekei placing his palm on her head and petting it. Mai’s cheeks grow red and she gives out this face >ᴥ< but stops as soon he takes his palm off. She stares at him while he looked up at the moon, non scarred side and was about to lean in to lick him. Mai’s people consider licking a way of marking their mate. But all was stopped when a random maid came up and Mai jumps back to sit normal with a red face. -”You are sir Hattori yes? Young mistress mentioned you do not like being in hot springs with others” “only when those others are going to peek, get in trouble and try to drag me along with them.” -”we have a singles spring if you wish to use.” “Sounds great, sorry to cut this short Mai” “Ah! N-no it’s alright! You go ahead!” “Um alright” He leaves and Mai sits there, red faced. “I-I know I claimed him to be my husband b-but I can’t seem to mark him! It feels so embarrassing!” she wines like a dog. The Maid leads Ekei to the single springs “Here you are, Hattori-sama” “Thanks and no need for the sama part.” “Thank you Hattori-kun” Ekei sees the hot spring and it was huge. “this is a singles? Oh well, more room.” He starts to get undressed and yup, are you surprised? The Maid returns to give him a new towel and she catches him fully naked Ekei stands there “Geh!” The maid’s vision starts from his head down to his .. . . Head she stares and speaks with her emotionless face but still has a surprised and impressed look “Oh my now I see why Mistress is hooked on you! If she isn’t enough for you then maybe I-” A wet towel to the face stops her from speaking more “Get the -bleep- out, pervert!” she only stands there and the towel then drops to show her red blushing face “Y-Yes master! ” she goes on her fours and rump in the air, wiggling it. “Please hit as hard as you wish!” “The Hell?!” He kicks her out and barricades the door. “*pant, pant* A masochist maid, god?! Seriously?!” (*ahem*) “Oh right, not in this one. A masochist Maid, author?! Seriously?!” (It’s just another stereotypical thing in harems to make fun of, man. Sorry) “*Sigh* fine, at least I’m by myself in these springs” He goes in the hot water “Ah~” What Ekei didn’t know, that there was a secret camera in the top corner of the ceiling, who was watching?! Cuts to a scene where it was Aoi was about to watch the Ekei take his bath “I’m only doing this to make sure he’s safe eh Miki?” “I’m here to assist you Mistress” “Eh fine, but it’s only to see if he’s safe” “of course” both where about to turn on the screen, Aoi and Miki both blush but Aoi was embarrassed and Miki was drooling in bliss from about seeing him nude again. The screen flips on but there was one problem, the screen was all fogged out and they can’t see anything.

Ekei relaxing but there was a slight sound that popped up that kind of sounds like groaning. “The hell? . . . .hm must’ve been my imagenation. Ah~”

*end credits, song: Utada hikaru-Goodbye Happiness”

By, tachi-nii