Washuu:Welcome to the premiere episode of Dear Washuu where I,your humble correspondent answer
your questions.So let’s start with our first correspondent a Mr.Arthur Dent,he writes:
Dear Washuu,
If the ultimate answer to Life,The Universe And Everything is 42
Then what is the ultimate question?
Also is it wrong to trust anyone named Ford Prefect?
Washuu:Hmmm…Well Mr.Dent I would have to say if you don’t know what the ultimate question is then you had better go back to math class.And as far as your choice of friends goes,I perfer Toyotas myself!
Ok next question is from a Dr.Sam Beckett,he writes:
Dear Washuu.
Why do I keep getting into these types of situations?For instance this time around I
find myself in the life of a popular Jpop idol who is being stalked by her old boyfriend,and
on top it all my observer Al keep ogling me.What can I do?
Washuu:Dear Dr.Beckett next time be careful to look before you leap before you Quantum Leap!
Washuu:Now here’s one that comes close to home:
Dear Washuu,
Where’s all the sake?
signed Sasami
Washuu:Dear Ryoko buy your own sake and stop blaming the lack of it on a 7 year old kid!
Ok now here’s one from someone stranded on a deserted island,sometimes I wish I could send Ryoko to one for good!
Dear Washuu,
The rest of the Castaways think I’m not really as smart as they are.
But they don’t know I’m already writing my tell all expose on everyone.
My question is what should I do first when we get rescued?
Signed Gilligan
Washuu:Dear Gilligan,get a good lawyer.
Washuu:And now we come to the final correspondent for this time:
Dearest Washuu,
Will you marry me and be my one true love.I really don’t care for any of the other girls the way I do you.You are the light of my life,you give me the wings beneath my feet,you…
RRRRRRIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPP
Aeka:HEY!WHAT’S GOING ON HERE!
Ryoko:Yeah,this is supposed to be a fanfic of LEGITMATE FAKE LETTERS,you can’t claim Tenchi just because you’re the main character in this fanfic
Aeka:Besides Tenchi is Mine!
Ryoko:No he’s MINE!
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Sasami steps to the footlights:Stay tuned for the next fanfic,where we hope the fighting will be
finished and we can get back to serious fun.
