Tenchifying "The Pick of Destiny"

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    evilpii
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    Everyone, here’s the plan. In mini-chat, we got the ball rolling on writing the lyrics to The Pick of Destiny soundtrack with Yosho as Jables. We must continue this. butts1

    I’ll kick this off with “Kickapoo”. m/

    [Narrator]

    A long ass fuckin’ time ago,

    In a town called Kickapoo,

    There lived a royal family

    Religious through and through.

    But yay there was a black sheep

    And he knew just what to do.

    His name was young Yosho and he refused to step in-line.

    A vision he did see-eth

    Fuckin’ rockin’ all the time.

    He wrote a tasty jam and all the Universe did align

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    Oh the Dragonballs were blazin’ as I stepped into the cave,

    Then I sliced his fuckin’ cockles,

    With a long and glowing blade!

    ‘Twas I who fucked the demon,

    Fuckalize sing-fuckaloo!

    And if you try to fuck with me,

    Then I shall fuck you too!

    Gotta get it on in the party zone!

    I got to win the day in the party zone!

    Gotta lick a toad in the party zone!

    Gotta kick an ass in the party zone!

    (SMACK!)

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    You’ve disobeyed my orders, son,

    Why were you ever born?.

    Your grannie’s ten times better than you,

    Tsunami loves her more.

    This music that you play for us comes from the depths of Ryua.

    Rock and roll’s Tokimi’s work, she wants you to rebel.

    You’ll become a mindless puppet;

    Yuzuha! She will pull the strings!

    Your heart will lose direction,

    And Darkness it will bring.

    You’d better shut your mouth,

    Better watch your tone!

    You’re grounded for a week with no videophone!

    Don’t let me here you cry,

    Don’t let me hear you moan!

    You gotta praise The Lady when you’re in my home!

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    Oryo, can you hear me?

    I am lost and so alone.

    I’m askin’ for your guidance.

    Won’t you come down from your throne?

    I need a tight compadre who will teach me how to rock.

    My father thinks you’re evil,

    But man, he can suck a cock.

    Rock is not Tokimi’s work,

    It’s magical and rad.

    I’ll never rock as long as I am stuck here with my dad.

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    I hear you brave young Yosho,

    You are hungry for the ROCK.

    But to learn the ancient method,

    Sacred doors you must unlock.

    Escape Jurai’s clutches,

    And this oppressive galaxy.

    On a journey you must go,

    To find the planet of Earth!

    From The Tree of Fallen Vessels,

    Where the ships meet the sand,

    You will form a strong alliance,

    And the universe’s most awesome band.

    To find your fame and freedom,

    Through the forest you must walk.

    You will face your inner demons.

    Now go my son and ROCK!

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