Tenchifying "The Pick of Destiny"

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- January 6, 2014 at 1:41 AM
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evilpii
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Everyone, here’s the plan. In mini-chat, we got the ball rolling on writing the lyrics to The Pick of Destiny soundtrack with Yosho as Jables. We must continue this. butts1

I’ll kick this off with “Kickapoo”. m/

[Narrator]

A long ass fuckin’ time ago,

In a town called Kickapoo,

There lived a royal family

Religious through and through.

But yay there was a black sheep

And he knew just what to do.

His name was young Yosho and he refused to step in-line.

A vision he did see-eth

Fuckin’ rockin’ all the time.

He wrote a tasty jam and all the Universe did align

Oh the Dragonballs were blazin’ as I stepped into the cave,

Then I sliced his fuckin’ cockles,

With a long and glowing blade!

‘Twas I who fucked the demon,

Fuckalize sing-fuckaloo!

And if you try to fuck with me,

Then I shall fuck you too!

Gotta get it on in the party zone!

I got to win the day in the party zone!

Gotta lick a toad in the party zone!

Gotta kick an ass in the party zone!

(SMACK!)

You’ve disobeyed my orders, son,

Why were you ever born?.

Your grannie’s ten times better than you,

Tsunami loves her more.

This music that you play for us comes from the depths of Ryua.

Rock and roll’s Tokimi’s work, she wants you to rebel.

You’ll become a mindless puppet;

Yuzuha! She will pull the strings!

Your heart will lose direction,

And Darkness it will bring.

You’d better shut your mouth,

Better watch your tone!

You’re grounded for a week with no videophone!

Don’t let me here you cry,

Don’t let me hear you moan!

You gotta praise The Lady when you’re in my home!

Oryo, can you hear me?

I am lost and so alone.

I’m askin’ for your guidance.

Won’t you come down from your throne?

I need a tight compadre who will teach me how to rock.

My father thinks you’re evil,

But man, he can suck a cock.

Rock is not Tokimi’s work,

It’s magical and rad.

I’ll never rock as long as I am stuck here with my dad.

I hear you brave young Yosho,

You are hungry for the ROCK.

But to learn the ancient method,

Sacred doors you must unlock.

Escape Jurai’s clutches,

And this oppressive galaxy.

On a journey you must go,

To find the planet of Earth!

From The Tree of Fallen Vessels,

Where the ships meet the sand,

You will form a strong alliance,

And the universe’s most awesome band.

To find your fame and freedom,

Through the forest you must walk.

You will face your inner demons.

~~Now go my son and ROCK!~~

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- - January 6, 2014 at 1:47 AM
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  shadowsfall0
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  So he from fucking Jurai’s bullshit with hunger in his heart.
  
  And he journeyed far and wide with to find the secret of his art.
  
  But in the end he knew, Earth would hold his counterpart
  
  ROOOOOOOOOOCK ROOOHOHOHOHOOOOOOOOCK ROHO-AYEYEYEAYEYAYAYAYAYEYE-ROCK.
  
  "For the curse of life is the curse of want. And so, you peer... Into the fog, in hope of answers."
- - January 6, 2014 at 1:54 AM
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  shadowsfall0
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  [classico with Kagato as KG]
  
  Can’t you see his man! Let me hear you applaud! He is more than a man! He’s a darkened blackened fraud!
  
  If you think it’s to fuckin’ rock, and fuckin’ roll. Out of control.
  
  Well, then you’ll see around me round the bend, you fucking suck, my Tenchi-ken
  
  And when you rule, you fuckin’ school, all of the fools, out of their jewels.
  
  Cause if you think it’s time to, If you think it’s time to IF YOU THINK IT’S TIME TO FUCKING ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK
  
  He is going, to end your fucking soul
  
  And, you know, his name is Kagato
  
  Rocking and fucking rolling, and fucking rocking, and fucking rolling
  
  And fucking ribipbrrlibibrrlibibBIBibib baba bedo bababedo bababedo bebebu
  
  brrrlbebu brrrlbebu BUEW!
  
  bya bya bya bya byahhh bebyabebyabebyahhh bebubebube
  
  BU BU BU BU BU BU BU BU BU BU BUDUDU!
  
  "For the curse of life is the curse of want. And so, you peer... Into the fog, in hope of answers."
- - January 14, 2014 at 4:23 AM
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  evilpii
  Participant
  
  I can’t out of bed tonight
  
  No matter how hard I try,
  
  ‘Cause it’s dull and it’s dark,
  
  And the games are a borin’,
  
  And I can’t seem to put up a fight.
  
  Haruna’s been searching for my place,
  
  But I’ve been tryin’ to hide away,
  
  ‘Cause it’s dull and it’s dark,
  
  And her tree can’t bloom the old way,
  
  And the magic’s gone,
  
  ~~Bye-bye.~~
  
  I’m just so lazy~!
  
  (yawning)
  
  I’ve had this sword hilt since I kicked his ass.
  
  It’s the name of our fucking band, dude.
  
  ~~I have a sword hilt, too.~~
  
  Ooh~!
  
  They must kick some ass,
  
  With their rock.
  
  ~~Oh ho~!~~
  
  This is a song called “The History of Tenchi-ous D”,
  
  And it’s not just a list of bullshit that we’ve defeated then.
  
  It’s a chronicling of our rise, to power!
  
  ~~We ride as kings on mighty ships~~
  
  ~~Across the Devil Princess.~~
  
  ~~We’ve flown in Tsunami’s grand ship.~~
  
  ~~She did not rise in vain, NO!~~
  
  ~~We’ve run with cabbits,~~
  
  We’ve climbed Tenju,
  
  Even stopped a collapsing star.
  
  We’ve traveled through space and time, my friends,
  
  To rock this house again, ROCK!!
  
  We fly and we fly
  
  ~~and we’ll never go by~~
  
  And we’ll fly till the stars say goodbye,
  
  And if you say that we do not fly
  
  I’ll cut your fucking sky,
  
  ~~FLY!!~~
  
  ~~Kag’s fingers be silver,~~
  
  ~~‘Sho’s voice then be gold,~~
  
  ~~But lest you think we might feign,~~
  
  We know you’re all marionettes, don’t care!
  
  Tenchi-ous D, we reign!
  
  We rei-eign, supreme, Tsunami!!
  
  Tokimi-supreme, and a Washu-supreme,
  
  And a Funa-supreme,
  
  ~~Supreme yeah~!~~
  
  ~~Go now, Kags! 1-2-3!~~
  
  ~~Supreme!!!~~

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