What about automatic toilets? Seriously, I understand the intentions of why they are installed, but why don’t they ever work when you want them to? You end up manually flushing the previous occupant’s shit or whatever, but just before you mount the throne, and after the effort of making a bird’s nest, IT FLUSHES ALL YOUR WORK DOWN!
Is there a need to see the deuce? :ghost:
Well, I mean there could be. I mean blood in the stool is a sign of a problem in your intestines, so when you can’t see it, I mean what can you go off of? The water is gone before you can even investigate it.
Then what? Horror, that’s what. :cat:
I wasn’t referring to your own waste, that’s fucking sick. I was referring to all the toilet paper or those sheets used to cover the seat, which get flushed down before I’m able to assume the throne.
Do you know how hard it was to write that without being too scatological? :Seriousface:
