Ryokos Stepdad

I made these in the hopes of having to use them in the chance I came across something so damn stupid that I could use them, but I don’t remember if I ever had to.

and to show that I care,

I have decided to play along by making a card,

but the only question is “Where?”

“My dear pals,” I say with a smile,

“My card is coming,

from the Rockies,

high over a mile.”

With my new camera,

a smell of debonair,

I set off that day to make one

in a way none of you dare.

I looked all around

to find the best spot,

not to be distracted

by Colorado’s infamous problem with pot.

I settled on a place

near the great ski slope,

and here I ran back to my room

full of glee like a complete dope.

In my room making my card

with Metallica making a racket,

with my girls Ryoko and Washu on my desktop

both wearing an orange jacket.

I open up GIMP

and get to work fast,

I know this euphoria

will surely not last.

A clip here, a paste there,

Cut by color, enter the text.

Completion of my card is eminent,

I shall not be hexed.

My work completed

I give out a sigh,

and no more than an hour

has passed me by.

Do not despair,

do not make inquiry.

This is just how I roll,

and no-one will be weary.

But the time has come,

I don’t think it’s half bad,

“Have a festive winter season,

from Ryoko’s Stepdad.”

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